shoe dodger
derogatory
someone stupid but has out of pure luck
performed a feat which would’nt be
otherwise possible without skill of ninja
quality or higher.
george bush isn’t a ninja
only a shoe dodger.
tom throws a frisbe, it is caught in a
updraft and never seen again.
“tom you stupid shoe dodger, that was my
only frisbe”
still a shoe dodger leaves his audence in
awe.
george bush
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