shoe whore
1. someone who owns too many shoes.
2. like a bag hag but obsessed with shoes.
carrie from s-x and the city is a shoe wh-r-.
a person with a ton of shoes.
hey, where did you guys come from?
footlocker, kate is such a shoe wh-r-.
one who owns an excessive number of shoes or has trouble getting rid of old shoes.
i counted 12 pairs of shoes in juan’s room. what a shoe wh-r-.
a hot b-tch who buys too many shoes.
omg, ms. johnston just spent $5000 on a pair of shoes.
dude, she’s such a shoe wh-r-!
a woman (or man..) who resorts to buying shoes for s-xual pleasure, becoming gradually addicted until the floor of the wardrobe cannot be seen under the waves of shoes…
may also resort to buying shoes to wear on hands and ears.
“just these please” (lifts up 6 pairs of shoes)
“i’m sorry madam, i am going to have to refer you to a psychotherapist, you’re clearly a shoe wh-r-”
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outside store
“oh my god! look at that freakin’ shoe wh-r-!”
“hahahahahaha shoooeee whhooorrre!!!”
(embarr-ssed shoe buyer bursts into tears and rubs shoes for comfort)
a woman that will get with every shoe in her closet and or store that she can get her hands on
“i’m such a shoe wh-r-! i bought three pairs of shoes in an hour”
“i’m such a shoe wh-r- i can’t even see my closet anymore without stepping on a stiletto!
a type of wh-r- who donates her shoe(s) to engage in s-xual activity other than herself.
omg! i looked up that alley and theres a guy f-cking a shoe, obv the work of the shoe wh-r-.
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