Shoechestra
the collection of squeaks and other annoying noises made by a mult-tude of wet shoes on a hard floor. winter is a great time of year to hear a shoechestra because of all the melted snow. shoechestras are often made of from about five people, and the high pitched squeaks often register a few octaves below justin beiber’s voice, however many find shoechestras to be much more pleasant to listen to by comparison
hank: “wow my shoes are squeaking!”
dean: “mine too, and listen to all those other people, they’re squeaking up a storm!”
hank: “it’s like some kind of shoechestra”
dean: “hey wait up, i’m out of tune”
hank: “what the h-ll? oh you’re tying your shoe”
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