shoelace express
the means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.
“i’ve been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that b-tch wrecked my car.”
a metaphorical railroad that you would ‘board’ to let your friends know that you’re walking.
“all aboard the shoelace express!”
danny: are you taking your car?
sarah: no, battery’s dead. looks like it’s the shoelace express for me.
to walk home after a night of partying while being in a state of intoxication.
instead of going aboard the drunk drivers shuttle, they decided to take the shoelace express.
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