shoes on booze on


a rule for life: if people are going out drinking and you are wearing shoes you have to go with them. invented by nic simpkin.
“we’re going to the pub, you coming ”
“nah, just got back, i’m tired”
“it’s the rules: shoes on booze on!”

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