yoga in the shower aka shower s*x.
jasmine and i just finished up a crazy hot shoga session.
a ripe banana, completely brown, often found on sidewalks. man, look at that nasty bashana on the ground. duuude, it looks like it’s been there for 50 years!
the act of french kissing an unconscious person who is either in a coma or knocked out. trent nomberried lisa while she was in a coma.
- petty purse
a purse full of pettiness. when someone needs to dig into a bag/purse of pettiness to get their point across. well since she wants to act dumb, i’m gonna have to dig into my designer petty purse and take down my pics and report the pics she put up of me.
(verb) – having anything and everything go wrong at the most inopportune of times. one may say that they’re “really killing it right now, guys” or that “this is fine, everything is fine” when it is indeed the exact opposite. you know you’re chappelling pretty hard when you go to start a timed quiz on […]