Shombies


a combination of sh-t and zombies.

when you have diarrhea so bad that it rises from the dead and crawls around the sewers and up toilets.
i just had the spiciest thai food ever and i feel a batch of shombies brewing.
possessed apparently brain dead shoppers especially around christmas and holiday times
i nearly got trampled by a mob of shombies at the local walmart last black friday.

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