Shomf
slang for the male reproductive organ. can be diverse in use as a noun, adjective and or verb. literal meaning is objective and in terms of ones own discretion.
“that guy is a total shomf!”
“that chick is shomfable.”
“i stayed up all night shomfing and watching law and order.”
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