shoneys


a nasty resturant chain, that will be found along interstates for the most part. they even had a motel called the shoneys inn but went out of business, due to lack of business.
darnell: hey whats going on caroline, pullover to that shoney’s and lets get the 2 for $10.99 meals.
rosa: why dont we just head to denny’s a mile down and get there meals for the same price.
darnell: but ugh where black, they wont serve us right away
rosa: id rather wait for some denny’s food then eat at that sh-t hole shoneys
the term shoney is short for “is she a shoney?”

a question/phrase that is often used amongst the male gender for slyly asking one-another whether the member of opposite s-x within the vicinity is a honey or not.

the term can also be used as a statement of acknowledgement once all parties agree she is a honey. “shoney!”
tommy: hey james, over there… shoney?

james: yup… shoney!
slang term related to the fort worth area, meaning a hot girl that’s sl-tty.
“d-mn son, go hit it with that shoney over there”

“waddup shoney?”
someone who describes themselves as a “foodie” while really just having a fondness for chain restaurants.
shoney’s over there is excited about the buffalo wings at claimjumpers but is critical that they do not carry totchos as well.
a small mole like creature with a tiny p-ck-r and over sized t-st-cl-s, likes neck tikka and skin curry.
look over there, theres a shoney

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