Shoplift the Pooty
when a man is nice to the child of a single mother in order to get s-x from her. essentially he is using the child as a manipulative tool to get into the kids mother.
i real man wouldn’t shoplift the pooty
when a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.
also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women’s child in order to sleep with her.
dude, look at john and sara. he straight up shoplifted the pooty.
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