shopping cart friend
this friend. this godd-mn friend. every time you walk with them, their path consists of walking not in a straight line, but slightly on an angle, almost always in your f-cking path. this behavior is similar to how shopping carts have a difficult time rolling in a straight line.
“sonia, stop being a shopping cart friend, you are seriously taking up 75% of the sidewalk.”
“shut up, dad, you’re not my mom.”
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