shopping
the act of going out and buying stuff.
i went shopping for food yesterday.
going to a large chain store (wal-mart, k-mart, target, etc…) and filling a cart with as much cr-p as possible, only to abandon it somewhere in the store.
hey dude! i went shopping at wal-mart today. somebodys gonna be doin their job today.
codeword for stealing.
i need a new ipod, i guess i’ll go shopping in the locker room.
females:
a lifestyle, a pastime. no. a downright obsession. whether it’s shoes, clothes, body lotions or for a new boyfriend, women can never get enough shopping.
males:
an occasional trip to the supermarket for something along the lines of booze, chips and possibly some soda.
female:
omg. i can’t wait to go shopping tonight!
male:
i have to go shopping with the wifey and pick up some buds for the game tonight.
the process by which individuals attempt to fill their spiritual and/or emotional emptiness through the acquisition and later consumption of material objects.
see also: retail therapy
grace: you and i, we have to stay focused. you know how sharks are eating machines? we are shopping machines. that means all we do is shop, and p–p. shop, and p–p. got it? so what are we going to do now?
nathan: g-d, i hope it’s shop.
see: photoshopping, photoshopped, or shopped.
it looks like that someone had been messing around and was shopping that picture to get some better popularity online.
a code word for going down on a girl. because where do you go shopping? downtownnnn!
“man, i went shopping with karen last night, and boy, was it fun!”
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