Shoreditch Samurai


a longer than average ‘manbun’ that results in a pony tale like flop. this haircut, worn in combination with a beard, results in a style similar to chonmage (丁髷, ちょんまげ) and closely resembles that of the hairstyle worn by ancient j-panese samurai.

this image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary ‘hipsterification’ taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in london).
matt: “hey sam, isn’t jay’s manbun cool.”
sam: “yeah, bl–dy sh-r-ditch samurai!”

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