short knocker


adj. (short knocking, short knock)
1) in tiger woods golf for the ps or xbox, coming up unreasonably short on an easy shot.
2) coming up short in general. (life, money, hoes, etc.)
3) referring to ones inadequacies in the manhood department.
marshal is a short knocker.

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