shortbread


a white female. women in rap songs have been referred to as “shorty” and caucasian people have been referred to as “crackers”. shortbread cookies are white feminine cookies. therefore a white woman would be referred to as shortbread.
dude, did you see the legs on that shortbread?
a nickname for a menacing redhead. the nickname takes into account their scottish heritage. used primarily as a deterrent in prison rape scenarios. after all, who wants to pick on someone man enough to sport the name “shortbread.”
oh sh-t… here comes shortbread. don’t move.
nickname for a white guy with a small d-ck.
have you seen tom naked? the dude’s a total shortbread.

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