Shortcut Shame
the act of taking an apparent shortcut only to find the person or people you were trying to get ahead of speed past as you wait knowing you have suffered from some serious shortcut shame.
invented in pompey in 2011.
johnny took the shortcut to avoid the traffic lights except he came to the junction to be stopped by a parked taxi and he sees all the cars drive on by. tommy turns to him and says “wasteman that was some serious shortcut shame”
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