shortlands


epic suburban area between beckenham and bromley. quite possibly the next world power. full of very awesome people and great connections to london, sevenoaks, orpington etc. probably safer than your local police station.
“you wanna go to shortlands?”
“where else? xd”
“the empire shall prevail!”

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