Shortlight
when you are crossing at a traffic light pedestrian crossing with an island in the middle of the crossing, upon reaching the island the crossing indicator turns red.
past tense: shortlighted
present tense: shortlighting
future tense: shortlight
past tense: sorry i was late for work, i got shortlighted at spencer street.
present tense:g-ddammit, it shortlighting again.
future tense: careful, that thing might shortlight you
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