Shorturoys


cut-off corduroy pants.
“as jort is to cut-off jeans, shorturoy is to cut-off corduroy pants.”

hipster 1: “dude, these shorturoys are way more comfortable than those jorts.”
hipster 2: “plus jorts were so 2007.”

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