Shot faced
shot faced: the glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you’re hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot gl-sses full of high-proof liquor.
warning: using full-size gl-sses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
the only cure for being shot faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
“that guy is so shot faced he can’t even talk.”
“see that girl propped up against the bar who’s just staring and drooling?” “yeah, she’s totally shot faced.”
“i’m gonna get shot faced all weekend.”
shot-faced: the glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you’re hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot gl-sses full of high-proof liquor.
warning: using full-size gl-sses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
the only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
“that guy is so shot-faced he can’t even talk.”
“see that girl propped up against the bar who’s just staring and drooling?” “yeah, she’s totally shot-faced.”
“i’m gonna get shot-faced all weekend.”
what happens to a person who has consumed too many jello shots.
jake got shot-faced at his birthday party. the result? embarr-ssing pictures that night and technicolor vomit the next morning! ewww!
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