shot himself in the dick
when you blow your chances of getting any action after a date with your girlfriend.
tye: why did ritchie’s girlfriend just pour her drink over him?
zane: he just shot himself in the d-ck by telling her to shut up for a while.
ritchie: hey guys : d
tye: dude.. you’re so pathetic!
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