shot the cat
a fart so loud a deadly, you must down your pants or lifting the bed sheets to let it escape. not doing so will result in your pants or bed heating so hot you will die from heat stroke.
“lucky i shot the cat this morning, or i would still be peeling the sheets of the roof”
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- shot the shitter
literally to shoot a toilet full of sh-t with a pellet gun and have it spray all over the wall figuratively, to f-ck up -fails test- “i really shot the sh-tter on that one”
- Shpladat
the icy cool lemon lime splashin’ the back o’ yo’ throat. sprite(thrust) “d-mn foo’! that sprite is shpladat!”
- shplarf
when an excess amount of skeet or j-zz is deposited in a woman’s mouth and she is forced to vomit violently. dis chickenhead was suckin it hard when i came all up in her mouth and then she shplarfed all ova a n-gg-s lap.
- shton
a raging alcoholic who is drunk nearly every waking moment. also exhibits the behavior of a b.g. (bad girl) or a b.b.g. (bad bad girl). did you see that drunk girl making out on top of the laundry machine? total shton… literally, a sh-t ton. i have a shton of movies.
- shudda,cudda,wudda
a person who gives constant advice.a know it all. he shudda,cudda,wudda if he did my way.