Shotass
a person who is always under the influence of marijuana. the local stoner. similar to shot f-ck.
“he’s always high and is such a stoner!”
“tah, shot-ss!”
one who smokes marijuana regularly and is constantly in a dazed state of non-remembrance and forgetfulness. some consider shot -ss to be a synonym for the word stoner, but this is not the case. all shot -sses are indeed stoner’s, but contrary to popular belief, all stoner’s are not shot -sses. a stoner is defined as one who smokes a ton of weed but is not necessarily always under the influence of marijuana. a shot -ss on the other hand never allows himself to fully reach a state of sobriety and will constantly be seen puffing on joints or stealthily smoking in the school bathroom to keep their buzz going strong.
john: where’s josh man? i saw him in first period
mike: he left out the gym entrance, he’s totally baking
john: what a shot -ss
teacher: if you don’t label your papers with the date you won’t be receiving credit.
stoner: you dave, what’s the date man
dave: it’s the 6th bro
stoner: of what month?
dave: august you dumb-ss
stoner: what’s the number for august man?
dave: 8 you f-ckin shot -ss
someone who smokes generous amounts of weed, marijuana, etc. on a regular basis
bob marley was called a shot -ss all the time by his friends.
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