shotgun daddy


the overprotective father of your new girlfriend. when you go to pick her up from her house, you will always see him sitting on the porch with a loaded shotgun in his lap and an unblinking stare that dares you to make his little girl cry.
she’s got a shotgun daddy. i went to pick her up to go to the movies and he was out on the porch loading a shotgun and looking at me.

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