shotgun jizz
when a concentrated large amount of s-m-n explodes from the tip of the p-n-s, typically after female stimulation, and scatters sporadically throughout the room leaving several wet stains everywhere.
if proper caution is not taken, the j-zz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.
after brian returned from the dance and promptly m-st-rb-t-d, he shotgun j-zzed all over his own face.
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