shovel man
n. a friend who know’s where your secrets are hidden such as drugs, p-rn, mistresses or illegal activities and upon your death will clean out all evidence of your bad habits before your family finds out about your “other side”. he’s called a “shovel man” because once he has all the evidence he’s supposed to bury it where no one will find it.
i’m not worried about darla finding my p-rn stash if this plane crashes, my shovel man, steve’s got that covered.
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