Shovel Thumb


a type of human thumb characterized by its short, rectangular thumbnail and overall shovel-like properties. in the medical field it is also refered to as “clubbed thumb”

“what happened to your head?!”

“i cheated on my girlfriend, so she beat me with her shovel thumb.”

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