shower amnesia
when you haven’t taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.
person a: dude, when was the last time you took a shower? you smell like a fat-ss with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.
person b (stricken by shower amnesia): ewwww. well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe tuesday, or monday, idk.
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