showerporker
a person of substandard intelligence (usually an emmit) who enters a particular chain of stores with the aim of annoying staff by upping footfall counts unnecessarily; this is usually followed by a complaint about something they wouldn’t have bought even if they could afford it.
less commonly used to describe people entering a store just to hide from what ever kind of weather happened to be prevailing at that time.
e.g. walking into a shop that you have no interest in being in, then back out to fetch the wife, then back in again to show her a garment that you don’t like so that you can have a good whine about it and/or its price.
usually followed by a member of staff saying “bl–dy showerporker, that’s ruined our conversion rate”
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