Showertard
the act of talking to a significant other while you are taking a shower and when there is no response realizing that the other person has left the bathroom and you have been talking to yourself for several minutes.
all you can do is then wash your -ss a second time. . .the -sshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, i really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.
“this morning i was washing my -sshole and asked josh if i could go 9 thousand miles without changing my oil–and like he didn’t answer and i realized he had left the bathroom, i’m such a showertard!”
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