showhoe


a girl usually a scenester] who spends hours working on her hair, make up, and clothing selection to go to a hardcore show with her friends…purely to pick up on guys.
ugh i hate showhoes…i’m so glad i’m not one of them.
omgshhh what if we see jeffree star at the suicide silence show?!?! i better start getting ready at 3…wouldn’t want those scene boys to get lonely.
sl-tty little girls that don’t know/care anything about the music but go to shows to be “seen”. probably cause the guys are much hotter. and they’re learning what’s up.
a show hoe is the chick booty dancing at your local show while reppin her hannah montana attire.

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