Showpiphany
noun: that moment in the shower where you have a profound realization.
pr-nounced: shuh-ow(the sound you make when something hurts)-pif-annie
i was in the shower this morning and had the craziest showpiphany! listen to this…
dan was standing under the hot water for 10 minutes before he had the showpiphany that he had yet to even touch the shampoo or soap.
margaret’s showpiphany this morning reminded her she hadn’t paid her phone bill. that was a close one!
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