Showpoke
somebody who finally starts watching a tv show, years after their friends, family and media told them to.
jay: hey, i hear that new show mad men is pretty good. i’m gonna watch that on sunday.
wendy: it’s the fourth season, you showpoke! i’ve been telling you to watch it for years!
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- suchter
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- Subway Shakes
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- Summertime Sac
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