shozzle my nozzle


poor variation on the popular replacement of “‘sup my n-gg-” by “shizzle my nizzle.” humor value is achieved through the word nozzle, which could easily sound like “suck my d-ck” if interpreted improperly.
dude 1: sup yo.
dude 2: shozzle my nozzle.
dude 1: dude, i dont swing that way slaps dude 1
suck my d-ck.
bender: shozzle my shiny metal nozzle.

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