shploink
shploink:
actually this word has an important definition. shploink is the characteristic sound made when a drop of water falls from a stalagmite. along with blep, blip, and bloop, the shploink sound is often made (in a very high pitched, false octave) between two male, heteros-xual men at a bar when they observe a true fox that looks or acts extremely prudish, and they want to communicate to each other (but on the down low) that they would like to knock the stalagmites off her p-ssy
sean and jacoby are at a bar:
stupafine girl in a green dress walks by who appears to be too good for all men, and also acts like she is a nun and she is completely uninterested in anyone except j.c.o.l.a.s. and her family:
sean: blep.. blip.. bloop.. bloop…
jacoby: shploink!
i made it up. i don’t know what it means, but it makes me smile.
shploink!!! yes that’s it
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