shpooga
n. 1) a tacky word used to avoid further elaboration on a boring subject as it causes the second party major headache while trying to figure out what it means. 2) a meaningless word used in place of another word whose existence or meaning can’t be recalled by the user.
1)
boring person: yeah, i just put out a memo to remind everyone to turn in their opr reports–
intelligent person: well there must be something wrong with my shpooga connection because i didn’t receive it.
2)
wife: honey, what did you do with my curling iron?
husband: i thought you gave me shpooga {permission} to use it.
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