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first begun in 1843, the isa, or international shp–ple -ssociation, is the leading organizer and executor of intra- and international shp–ple matches and tournaments, including the wst, the world shp–ple trophy.

shp–ple was begun by fjord vanderflorgen in copenhagen, denmark, and has since become arguably the most popular game in recent history, with recent isa findings estimating 1.9 billion individuals with intimate knowledge of the game.

the match is over when one partic-p-nt has clearly victored and declared “shp–ple!”. condolences are then offered to the loser of the match, most commonly “don’t be sad, that’s why they call it shp–ple”.
don’t be sad peter, that’s why they call it shp–ple
1. literally meaning: “don’t be sad/upset”

2. the t-tle of a vigorous fringe sport known only as shp–ple. due to this, shp–ple is also used with the meaning “don’t be sad/upset, it is only a game”.
“don’t be sad peter, that’s why they call it shp–ple.”
the word yelled by a bald man with a handlebar mustache and down’s syndrome…occasionally, he wears a red helmet and a tight, white tank top around town. he also likes to skateboard in his spare time.
steve – “hey, get the h-ll off my lawn!

guy with down’s syndrome – “shp–ple!”
(verb) to shp–ple

a word used when one cannot complete a sentence. a shp–ple is often used during awkward moments and are good for various times of odditiy. shp–ple is a word of a new bread, it can be used in any and all sentences and is made for the purpose of filling sentences so you dont have to.
“uhm hey can i have that pen?”

-“shp–ple”
“so is that a yes?”

-“yeah dude sure.”
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-silence during a car ride- “shp–ple”

-“derick what was that?”
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“you know that kid in school who wont stop saying shp–ple? yeah were all gonna beat the cr-p outta him at lunch you in?”

-“shp–ple!shp–ple!shp–ple!”