shrek lover


a small and foolish child who defies his father, calling him a c-nt, then is slapped and sent to bed. he finds shrek waiting for him and proceeds to get on hands and knees and spreads his -ss to provide shrek an easy target. shrek penetrates him and roars once he c-ms in the poor child. it’s all ogre now.
foolish jonny. he puts too much stock into shrek he is a true shrek lover

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