Shrekapottimus


a person who upon first glance appears to have all the commons traits of:
·the walt disney character ‘shrek’
·a hippopotamus
·and a human female
lad 1: f–kin ell mate, look at the ears on that…

lad 2: chuff me… have ya seen the -rs- on it n’all?

lad 1: what ya lookin’ at her -rs- for?

lad 2: can’t miss that… but you can have her

lad 1: no chance, the shrekapottimus is yours!

lad 2: get a pint in.

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