shreking
when two guys each stick their d-ck in a girls ear simultaneously. can be used as a joke, used as ear s-x, or used as a finale.
hey man, you remember that hot chick at the party last night? well john and i ended up shreking her afterward.
taking it up the b-tt; -n-l s-x
originated from taking it up the b-tt while watching shrek
joe: the s-x is getting boring, let’s start shreking!
the act of replacing the background image on a friend/family member/co-worker/enemy’s desktop with that of a small, tiled image of the main character of universal and dreamworks’ shrek movie series.
its a funny prank.
bonus points if you are able to change the screen saver to a slide show of shrek.
additional points if you can make every icon on the desktop a small shrek head.
example 1-
man: guess who just got a healthy dose of shreking.
man b: was it pete?
man: you know it
example 2-
man: so i was just hanging out at pete’s house. he showed me his new computer.
man b: did you shrek him?
man: big time
man b: sweet dude, lets watch irobot, starring will smith.
shreking is taking a dump while simeltaneously watching one of the three shrek movies.
after i went shreking in my bathroom last night i had to move my tv back into the living room.
watching the movie shrek while having oral s-x
it was so awesome last night when i was shreking with my girl friend
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