when a person finally comes to terms with the true meaning of life and accepts shrek, surrendering their layers to the great ogrelord.
leigh: john doesn’t understand the shrekoning that will soon immense.
greg: it appears his time is ogre; it’s time for john’s shrekonciliation.
- fbi scam
a stupid pop up that comes up when watching p*rn. that f*cking fbi scam popped up again d*mnit
when someone eats lunch or dinner by oneself, usually in a crowded cafeteria or restaurant. from the infamous ‘steven glansburg’ scene in superbad. “are you gonna make me eat my lunch by myself like steven glansburg!?” i caught ross ‘glansburging’ in nando’s again.
when your significant other farts in your p*ssenger seat of your car while eating french fries quit crumbdusting. thats gross
is a pejorative term describing an item with impressive features mainly used by men to lure women into s*xual intercourse. b: hey t, great new car you have there. must be a perfect cl*tbait! t: yeah, i hope so. g: i am sure it is, because it’s big and black. c: you definitely gonna get […]