shrekoning


a calculation related to and/or benifiting the ogrelord, shrek.
“according to my shrekoning, the onions are close.” said joe
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when the mighty ogrelord shrek returns to judge all who do not preserve their layers.
humans have layers. shrek’s shrock pleasures your layers. if you do not have many layers, you will not be spared. eat onions to add on to and preserve your layers, for the shrekoning is among us.

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