Shrike
is the lord of pain and the angel of final atonement.
taken from the book hyperion by dan simmons
a mother-in-law who is beyond b-tch. worse than c-nt. totally meddling in the affairs of her son’s relationship.
wife and husband or girlfriend and boyfriend are arguing, and for some reason, the subject of his mother comes up, to rub his face in dirt, she calls her a ‘shrike’.
wife/girlfriend: your mom is a freakin’ shrike!
husband/boyfriend: no she isn’t!
in the foodie world, a shrike is someone who has a deep hatred for “semi-homemade cooking with sandra lee”. the hate extends to both the show and the host. shrikes usually can be found on food blogs making snarky and b-tchily hilarious comments about sandra’s horrible recipes
heather: omg, i can’t believe they said that sandra lee must have f-cked all the food network executives to get her tv show.
brittany: what? like, who said that?
heather: the shrikes at my favorite food blog.
(n)the basiest campiest bfv base camper period. known as |k-5|shrike; addicted to camping;(v) describing one who has been sniped by a basecamper; (adj)a camper that cannot be found no matter where the hiding place.
1.)holy cr-p..its shrike
2.)dude….i just got shriked
3.)where the h-ll is that d-mn shrike?!
to express the laughable pain that sometimes befalls the unfortunate.
vancouverite: waugh!
victorian1: ha! that guy just fell off the ferry!
victorian2: haha. shrike. well its a long swim across the water.
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