shrimp boat
a term to describe the acrid smell of a nasty b-tches v-g-n-.
sweet jesus it smells like a shrimp boat down here.
the act of a fella recieving oral s-x from 2 women simultaniously while finger blasting each of them from behind. each woman must have their -ss pointed out to each side in order for the “captain” to reach each v-g-n- for insertion. wearing a captains hat is strongly encouraged. if walked in upon mid shrimping, the captain must simply reply in his best forrest gump voice “that’s my boat.”
dude, two strippers were giving me head after taking lines of c-ke off my dong and i gave em the old shrimp boat!
a type of lovemaking, particularly -ssociated with gay men. one man -j-c-l-t-s inside the other man’s -n-s, then proceeds to take a straw (or pipe or other device) and suck his own s-m-n out of the man’s -n-s. see also shrimping.
i heard that chris is the captian brian’s shrimp boat.
the act of c-mming in someones -ss crack and then sucking it out with a straw.
“dude, last night my girl asked me to shrimp boat her!”
a short ugly girl who doesn’t get any dates but does good in school. usually turns lesbian after a while.
paco: why are all these little shrimp boats here?
bronson: idk, i guess we ended up in some lesbian club.
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