shrimp eye
a fat nasty biker who thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can’t even open his eyes all the way.
stripper 1 “why the h-ll are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?”
stripper 2 “becuase he’s paying for my apartment and i get my crack for free! (snap!)”
a very attractive asian lady with beautiful eyes, so lovely yet so black; just like the night, dark and mysterious, yet warm and forgiving.
oh wow man, check out old shrimp eyes over there…she looked straight through me with those bad boys
shrimp eye
the line of string that comes out of your eye. especially when wearing makeup.
it looks like shrimp intestine when you clean it you find a string.
i know it isn’t perverted like most things on here.
oh, girl you have shrimp eye going on! you need a tissue for that?
a fat nasty biker who thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can’t even open his eyes all the way.
stripper 1 “why the h-ll are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?”
stripper 2 “becuase he’s paying for my apartment and i get my crack for free! (snao!)”
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