shrimp scampi


noun. overly bronzed female wh-r- bag with blonde hair that is at least 12 shades of blonde. usually gorges herself on shrimp scampi covered in caesar dressing and white wine before p-ssing out on couch. has herpes and open ended prescription for valtrex.
look at that shrimp scampi over there. she’s dressed like she wants to get f-cked in the alley.

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