Shrinky
derived from the combination of “shrink + winky”
a p-n-s that has shriveled up so much from being cold that it retreats inside the body, taking the b-lls with it. this makes it look like a v-g-n- with a huge cl-t.
a shrinky is the ultimate state of shrivelidge.
i may have lost a few fingers from the frostbite, but at least a shrinky saved my junk!
one of the harder challenges in a man’s life is trying to pee with a shrinky.
women are never impressed with the men on “nudes on ice.” you can’t tell the difference from the shrinkies and the real women!
that girl was such a cold hearted b-tch that i got a f-cking shrinky.
“how cold was it last night?!”
“pretty d-mn cold, i woke up with a shrinky!”
you know you are cold when you have a perry winkle shrinky.
never have a snowball fight with a girl you plan on scr-w-ng for the first time! her first impression of you naked is going to be with a shrinky.
when a mans p-n-s is long and flaccid, and short and hard
shrinky
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