shrivelnuts


when a man’s jewels are so cold that they shrivel up into almost invisible peas.
“hey man! i’m a freakin’ shrivelnuts, this pool is way too cold to swim in!”
an old man; one who complains like a repulsive old man; or one who repels women at the slight of his b-lls.

used to insult a friend after he told us how a girl walked out because she saw his b-lls
no one will want to touch the raisins you call your b-lls, you d-mn shrivel-nut

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