Shroomer
(adjective):
used to describe a person who enjoys tripping on ‘shrooms. usually accompanied by stories of “how far gone” they were during a recent trip. also usually has mushroom paraphernilia, like blacklight-sensitive posters of ‘shrooms, in their home. normally can’t sit still for long and laughs too much at something that might not even be funny.
(noteworthy point: a “shroomer” is not a person with a ‘mushroom-looking haircut’. only a f-ckhead or somebody from michigan would come up with that.)
jack: “what the h-ll is tim doing on top of the house?”
chris: “it’s ok, he’s a shroomer. he’s probably just getting away from the jackals on the ground or some snakes were chasing him, or maybe it just feels really nice up there, who knows.”
jack: “f-ckin’ shroomers, always going apesh-t. i wonder if he has any more left!? i wanna trip out too now, d-mn!”
someone with a mushroom or bowl cut. usually used in an insulting or derogatory way,
that godd-mn little five year old shroomer is such a pain in the -ss.
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