shrumpkin
formed from “blumpkin” except additionally tripping on shrooms while recieving head and taking a sh-t.
“dude i picked up some shrompers friday.” “was it sick?” “totally, then sally gave me a shrumpkin!” “f-ckin crazy!”
derived from “blumpkin,” a shrumpkin happens when a man sharts while receiving oral s-x.
that chick was pretty upset when i gave her a shrumpkin last night.
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